About Me

  Welcome to my Holan Blog.  Where in here I will post something out of the blue, or rather not my usual serious self.  And most likely should alexjong.com should close down in 40-50 years because of not paying my hosting as well domain name fees.  At least this site will still be here forever.

  Apart from that do expect lots of post which may be relevant or rather irrelevant to you, because coming from me.  You'll just need to come by here more often!  So that's pretty much about it.  See you guys soon!

I’m back.. And this time. Nothing much to update.. Got holan lately ?? Well.. I guess not.. Hehehe.. Ok.. Ppl keep on asking me what in the world is holan.

Holan can be used for practically anything.. Ermm.. For instance.. Let say u made an appointment with a friend in a kopi-tiam nearby at 3pm. So what happen is that, u go there and wait for 3 hours (Siaw wait so long and still dun want to call ur friend what’s up). and still haven’t show up. That mean you just got “Holan” and your friend just “Holan” you. Understand ?

Oklah. I try to put in a much more easier way. For instance ur lecturer say that ok class tomolo exam from chapter 1-10.. Then you would say.. Alamak, this lecturer kuat holan. Only tell us last minute. Never mind, you study the whole 10 chapters. And then, the next day.. No exam.. And again, u say.. “Ai see lo”, no exam ah. You just kenak holan, and ur lecturer holan you.. Can understand or not ?? No ah..

Ok.. 1 more example of holan. For instance your friend got good kang tao. and then he don’t share with you. He only tell u when the kang tao finish already. By then, you got holan, and ur friend holan you. Understand ?? Alamak still dun understand ah.. okay.. final example ok… After this no more..

Ok.. It’s like this.. No matter how much i explain to you what holan means, you still dun understand. So what happen here is that, you holan me because after trying to explain so many times and you still dun get it. That means I kenak holan by all of you.. So you all just holan me.. Understand.. Dun understand then it’s okay lah.. I lazy to kenak holan again by u.

Words of wisdom ” Don’t Holan Holan, until Holan, Holan’s You “… Hehehehe… So what’s the moral of this story ?? Well.. It doesn’t matter lah, if u kenak holan or not. The most important thing is that dun get too frustrated about it lorr.. Just say it’s okaylah.. Never mind lah.. Not the first time kenak holan so it’s ok lah.. hehehe. okaylah.

Why I choose the nick Holankia? Well not that I always go around and Holan people, but rather it was pretty much the other way round. I always kenak holan! So it’s all good  See you soon!

Good Way To Learn Hokkien ??

Children is kina kia
Bird is chiao kia
Korean Car is Kia
Give birth is seh kia
Furniture is Ikea
Police is mata kia
Small house is chu kia
Country name is Czechoslovakia
Puppy is kao kia
Kitten is ngiao kia
Chicken is kuey kia
Rabbit is tu kia
H/phone is nokia
I’m Hokkien kia,
Malay is huan na kia
Hindu is kit leng kia
Kuai lou is ang mo kia
Chinese is t’ng lang kia
Japanese is jit pun kia
Bad Guy is phai kia
Good Guy is ho kia
Person who read this message is Gong Kia
If you laugh, you are Siow Kia
And the person who owns this site is HOLAN KIA! Hua hua hua

Disclaimer : Please take note whatever I write in this blog is purely out of fun, and will have nothing to do with the living or the dead.  As most of the characters in here will be fictional or non fictional depending on how I feel on that day.  Anyway, it’s all good. Looking forward to see more of you soon